WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, SQUEEZE THEM AND EVAPORATE THE WATER FROM THE CITRIC ACID. GRIND THE CITRIC ACID IN TO LIFE’S EYES BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T ASK FOR LEMONS, YOU ASKED FOR A SIX PIECE MCNUGGETS
"there’s nothing to drink"
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
A wild MACHAMP appeared!
I tried to scroll past this but its too damn clever
a decellularized “ghost” heart
aaaaaaaay extracellular matrix
How cool is it that when you take all the cells out of an organ it still looks like an organ?
I remember when I was in high school and still very confused about how tissues worked, because all anyone taught me was that we’re made up of piles of cells hung on bones. But that’s not how it is! Cells build themselves little hammocks of polymer and densely branched glycoproteins; we’re like onions, layers of membrane over tough rubbery collagen, huge protein scaffolds cradling slippery organs.
Bodies are not made of cells — bodies are made by cells.
heck yeah everybody!
everything in the paintdoktahwho store is on sale for thanksgiving/black friday! i wish i could make things even cheaper but redbubble is a sack of shit!
but whee! reduced prices!! on a bunch of rad merch!!
don’t forget! stickers are crazy cheap, yo.
Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.
"Hold on, man, I’m going to get an iced tea," I say
“Aw come on, you always take forever,” he says pleadingly
“Don’t worry,” I say as a tear streams down my face, “it’ll be Brisk.”
This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.
Huh. So it looks money CAN buy me love.